amoying:

the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams

Lot 666, a chandelier in pieces. Some of you may recall the strange affair of the Phantom of the Opera. A mystery never fully explained. We are told that this is the very chandelier that figures in that famous disaster. Our workshops have restored it and have fitted parts of it with wiring for the new electric light so that we may get a hint at how it may look when reassembled.

theangelswept:

I’m being serious. You all need to read the original play of Spring Awakening by Frank Wedekind.

‘What affected me most was what you wrote about the girl. I can’t stop thinking about it. You know, Melchior, it must be so much sweeter to be the ravished than the ravisher.’

That is basically Moritz saying he’s a bottom.

freakyystyleyy:

I PUT ALL OF ERIC SAADE’S HASHTAGS TOGETHER FROM EUROVISION LAST NIGHT 

texts-from-the-barricade:

thejacksoniandemocracy:

sorry i’m not sorry

shamelessly bringing this back tbh

Emmelie de Forest in Tivoli, getting celebrated :)

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

my grandma is 82

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

loki-is-the-sex:

thorgasmed:

how about no

How about a great big bowl of fuck no

A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER WONDERED

bootymistress:

piratesherlyholmes:

SUGAR

HONEY

ICE 

TEA

#I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE DREAMWORKS!